Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 💥 A Danish dev just pulled off the ultimate power move: flooding EU lawmakers' inboxes with so many emails, they might think they're getting targeted for an upgrade to "Eternal Inbox Hell!" 🥴💌💻 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 This dev, probably fueled by too much LEGO and a hint of Viking spirit, is like “Nah, fam! Let’s NOT scan our chats like it’s a Tinder profile pic” 🙅‍♂️💔🚫. You ever seen Drake pointing, telling you to swipe left on invasive “Chat Control” laws? Yeah, that’s the vibe! 😤👀 Imagine this convo: Developer: "Hey EU, how about instead of invading our encrypted chats, you focus on fixing your own software bugs?" EU Rep: “But… stonks!” Developer: "Cope harder." The internet has spoken, and it’s screaming “NO!” louder than your mom finding your browser history. 🔥💀 Meanwhile, these lawmakers look as lost as a noob in Linux land. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: If these "Chat Control" laws pass, we might as well just hand over our passwords and start calling our data collections "Adopt a Pet" programs. 🐾💰 Can’t wait to see how many developers throw their laptops into the sea. 🌊💻 Share this chaos, fam! This battle’s just heating up! 🚀👾✨