🚨🎤BREAKING NEWS: Spotify’s CEO Drops the Mic! 🎤🚨 So it’s official, folks! 💔 Your favorite music app is getting a glow-up! Daniel Ek, aka Mr. "Let’s Steal Your Playlists," is stepping down as CEO to chill as “Executive Chairman” (aka the ultimate power move 💼👑). 😴 After 20 years of streaming *somehow* LEGALLY, he’s handing over the aux to co-presidents Alex Norström and Gustav Söderström because honestly, who needs stability when you can have chaos? 🤡💥 In a totally NOT *sus* statement, Ek said he’d grace us peasants with his presence for “strategy, capital allocation, and regulatory stuff” (seriously, do we care? 💸🤷‍♂️). Meanwhile, Alex and Gustav are like “We’re gonna give Spotify a turbo boost 🚀💪” as they prepare to reel in the bucks while figuring out how to juggle ALL of your hot takes on every change. 😬🔥 🎶 *Spotify has left the chat* 🎶 Me waiting for the new CEO shenanigans like Drake pointing at the cringe. 🤦‍♂️ **Hot take**: If Ek starts a new streaming platform called “Ekstasy” where you pay for “exclusive” song skips... just know I called it here first! 😝💀 #Stonks or #Cringe? You be the judge! 💰👀💫