🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨💰 D-Matrix, the brainchild of some mega brains 🧠💥, just snagged a jaw-dropping $275 MILLION in funding! That’s right, folks! We're talkin’ about enough cash to make Jeff Bezos reconsider his life choices! 😱💸 So who’s in on this? Bullhound, Triatomic, and Temasek! Sounds like a D&D campaign gone wrong! 🎲🤖 But wait, there’s more! D-Matrix is backed by Microsoft, ‘cause apparently, Gates had a wild dream of AI chips ruling the world at 2 a.m. last Tuesday! 😂💻 Like, if I had a dollar for every AI inference chip being funded right now, I’d be recursively rich 🤯💵! Can we please talk about how a company developing chips for AI is now THE thing to do? Put a chip in a potato and call it a new startup, fam! 🥔🤷‍♂️ Here’s a leaked quote from the head honcho: “We just wanted to make chips cooler than a 15-year-old’s room, and now we’re apparently fund managers!” ROASTED! 🔥💀 So what’s next?! *DRAMATIC PAUSE* My prediction: in 5 years, we’ll have AI chips capable of running virtual therapy sessions for our emotional support plants. 🌿💔 #Based #FutureGains💥🥳 This is fine... right? 😏🤡