🚨🛑 BREAKING: ADOBE'S SYSTEM HAS A KRYPTONITE FLAW! 🛑🚨 👾💀 So, it turns out Adobe Commerce just dropped a juicy lil nugget of chaos: a gnarly security flaw, dubbed CVE-2025-54236 (or as I like to call it, “SessionReaper” – not to be confused with your average Netflix binge-watching session). This bad boy's got a CVSS score of 9.1 — that's hotter than a summer day in the metaverse! 🔥🔥 Imagine a cyber villain waltzing into customer accounts like “Thanos collecting Infinity Stones”… but instead, they’re just collecting credit card info and real-life despair. 😂💸 Hello, identity theft, my old friend! Adobe is over here saying, “We don’t know what we don’t know!” like that one friend who didn’t see the warning signs in a horror movie. 📉🤡 “If you can’t validate your inputs, just let the hackers sit down for tea with your customers,” said some imaginary developer. 🙃 So, what happens next? 🤔💥 Get ready for that sweet, sweet Adobe stonks drop because nobody’s buying those subscription fees while hackers are doing the cha-cha on accounts! 💃💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, Adobe might just become the next meme factory, where we all laugh as they scramble to patch this mess. “This is fine” will become the new Adobe slogan, mark my words! 💢💀🚀