🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Crypto bros and tech elites are trading their Birkin bags for backpacks at NETWORK SCHOOL, founded by THE Balaji Srinivasan in the mystical land of Forest City, Malaysia! 🌴💸 Welcome to the next phase of human evolution, where nation-states are sooo 2020. This is the era of the NETWORK STATE, baby! 🤖✌️ Imagine a place where your WiFi connection is stronger than your will to live 🤯💀. Picture techies living in a dystopian paradise, testing life hacks to create the ultimate online commune where *stonks* soar and memes are the currency. Coined (but not really) by Balaji himself, this is capitalism on crack! 💥💰 **Leaked Developer Chat:** **Dev1:** "So, how do we fix the government?" **Dev2:** "Simple, just add more blockchains." **Dev1:** "I can't tell if you're joking or a psychic." This sounds like a fever dream, but fr fr, it's happening. Get your popcorn 🍿 because this could either be the next Silicon Valley or the next episode of “This Is Fine” 🚒🔥. Hot take: in 5 years, we’ll ALL be living in digital islands, trading chicken nuggets for NFTs and voting via Twitter polls. Mark my words! 🌌😂