🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Crunchyroll just dropped their new manga app and it’s about to make you go full-on anime waifu in public! 💥📱 Say goodbye to those ad breaks between your dreams of fighting demons with your pet Shiba Inu! 🐕👹 So, pic this: Crunchyroll is like, "We’re gonna bless you with ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ and all the other bangers straight to your screen!" 💅✨ But hold up, it’s only coming to Canada and the US first, as if we needed more reasons to throw shade at those “other” countries. 🤭🔥 The app drops on Oct. 9 for iOS and Android users while web users are left to seethe until Oct. 15. Like, welcome to the digital age, but also, what is this, 2010? 🤷‍♂️💀 Some leaked developer quote: “We thought people wanted to read manga without ads... turns out they also just want to throw their money at us.” 💰🚀🤣 Now, if you’re a Crunchyroll subscriber already, congrats, you’re getting this hotness as an add-on! 🙌 Just like your favorite gamer’s mom’s basement—extra! 🏡🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: This app will rocket so hard it’ll actually replace your social life! At this point, your friends will be avatars in your phone. Trust me, fr fr! 🤖💔