🍏💥 OMG fam, did you hear the tea? Apple’s Mac shipments just did a 15% glow-up 🚀💅, leaving your dusty old PCs looking like they just crawled out of a Windows 95 grave! 💀🖥️ Yeah, while the whole PC market is vibing with a “meh” growth rate, Apple said “hold my AirPods” 🎤💨 and nearly doubled that. Talk about a flex! 💪✨ It’s like Drake pointing at his own meme while every other company is still trying to figure out how to keep their stock prices alive. STONKS! 📈💰 Sources say one Apple developer was overheard saying, "Honestly, I just threw in an extra 'i' in every Mac model and called it a day. 🤷‍♂️✨ I mean, the fans just eat it up!" Meanwhile, PCs everywhere are like: "This is fine." 🔥🤡 Can we even call them PCs?! More like Prehistoric Computing Machines at this point! 😭 Hot take: Apple won’t stop until they release a MacBook that converts your tears into power. 💧⚡️ No cap, it’ll be a vibe! Get ready for your next laptop to be an emotional support device. Share this absolute chaos or I’ll come for your phone’s charging cable! 😂👀📲