🚨🚨 BREAKING: Couchbase Just Threatened MongoDB’s Whole Existence! 🚨🚨 Yo, fam! 🤡 So, while MongoDB is out here hitting the snooze button and ghosting its mobile database support, Couchbase just cranked up the chaos with a POWER MOVE! 💥🤖 🔥 Couchbase Mobile is like, “Hey Boo, we support JavaScript now! Let’s sync those databases like we’re at a wild P2P party!” 💃🕺💻 That’s right, my dudes—they're flexing their NoSQL gains to ensure you can get data even when WiFi is giving you those “no connection” vibes 💀. Imagine being in the middle of nowhere and still slinging data like a boomerang! Talk about being the GOAT! 🐐 Couchbase developers were spotted whispering to each other: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Did MongoD just drop us?!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Better crank up our mobile support and blow their minds! 🚀” Meanwhile, MongoDB is like that one wannabe influencer that tries to copy your style but gets it all wrong. Drake is pointing at Couchbase saying “This is the future!” while MongoDB is just... vibing in the corner with that “this is fine” meme 🤷‍♂️🔥. 🌌 Prediction Time: In 2025, Couchbase will drop a mobile app that literally has the power of THE INTERNET IN YOUR POCKET! 🔮💰 Mark my words, fam, this is pure stonks! 📈💯 Don’t sleep on this one, share it like your life depends on it! 🥴🚀