🚨🍕 COSTCO'S DRUG DEALER MODE ACTIVATED! 🚨💊 Yo fam, Costco just went full-time pharmacy mode and is now serving up Ozempic and Wegovy like they’re nachos at a football game! 🏈🧀🔥 Yeah, you heard me right: your local Costco is now selling GLP-1 drugs at prices that make your jaw drop faster than a kid on a rollercoaster! 🎢💰 💀 “Why is a warehouse storing my weight-loss meds and snacks?” 🤔 said literally nobody after seeing the new discount vibe. Costco is out here playing Monopoly with your health, but are these drugs for you? ‘Cuz if you’re just tryna look good for the ‘Gram at a BBQ, you might be in the “cope” zone right now. 🔥📸💔 💬 "Honestly, we just wanted to make losing weight more like picking up a rotisserie chicken," leaked a shadowy developer who probably participates in every gym bro group chat. 🥴💪 But fr fr, these GLP-1s might be the KEY to the Stonks meme life, but don’t get it twisted; side effects could have you seething like a cat meme on a hot day! 🐱😅 🔮 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, Costco’s gonna start running a BLACK MARKET for these meds. “Buy a rotisserie chicken, get a free injection!” You heard it here first! 🚀💥🥴 Hit that share button if you’re ready to ride this GLP-1 rollercoaster! 🎢✨👇