🔥😱 WELCOME TO THE BLACK FRIDAY BATTLE OF THE BRANDS: COSTCO VS. AMAZON! 🚀💰 Are you ready to throw your money at some cardboard boxes like a true spendthrift? ‘Cause Costco just slapped Amazon in the face with deals hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 👀✨ 🛒🍕 Forget Prime Day, Costco is here to make your wallet weep tears of joy, fr fr. Witness sales that’ll make your jaw drop lower than a meme about 2023 tech jobs. 🥲📉 “Leaked” developer quote: “I’m not sure what’s cheaper, our gadgets or a ticket to Costco.” 🙃💸 Apple products? LG electronics? More like “Apple-off the shelves” and “LG “Let’s Go” to the checkout!” Stonks up through the stratosphere 🚀! You thought all the savings were at the Holy Grail of Amazon? 🤡 No cap, Costco’s coming for that crown with deals so good, it’s like they viral-marketed them on TikTok first! 💀🔥 But WAIT! The best part: You don’t have to pay for shipping when you can stuff your whole life into a minivan and accept the dark reality that you’re a Costco member now. 🚙🔄 📢 HOT TAKE: In 2026, every tech purchase will be courtesy of a Costco membership that comes with a free lifetime supply of rotisserie chicken. MARK MY WORDS, this is the future! 😤➡️💥 SHARE THIS LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!