🚨💔BREAKING: Costco Says “Bye-Bye” to Xbox Consoles—BRB, Crying in the Aisles! 😭🛒💔 So, get this: Costco has decided to play hide & seek with Xbox consoles on their site! 🤯👀 Like some weird game of tech musical chairs, they’ve pulled the plug—no Xbox online, fam! Just an empty void where those sweet consoles used to be. 💨 **Inhale deeply**... It’s like walking into a party, only to find it’s a PS5 rave instead! 🎉💃 #Confirmed: Costco still loves the Switch and PS5! A WHOLE section for Sony kids 📦, but Xbox? Crickets! 🦗 Someone please check on the Xbox team; they might be in a corner seething while clutching a sad controller. 😬💀 Here’s what our "leaked" convo from Costco HQ revealed: 📞 “Hey, are we keeping Xbox consoles?” 👤 “Nah, bro. They’re just vibes right now—like a Fighting Game with no players. Just… cringe.” 😩 With Xbox looking like the kid who didn’t get picked for dodgeball (it's not that serious, we promise! 😳), are they actually plotting a comeback or just taking a big ol’ L? 🤔🚀 🔥Prediction time: Within a month, Costco will launch a VIRTUAL CONSOLE that runs on *EXCLUSIVITY* and *HIDE-AND-SEEK*! I stand by this hot take! So, get ready to see a meme frenzy! 💥💃💰 #CostcoConsoleConspiracy You heard it here first! Share this madness with your crew and let’s see where this takes us! 🏴‍☠️🎮👑