🎉🔥 BREAKING: CoreWeave drops a $9B OFFER bomb like it’s Black Friday 💥💰 and guess what? They’re not budging! 🤡💀 Major shareholders are out here seething like they just found out their favorite TikTok star lip-synced to a cat! 😱🐱 Imagine CoreWeave sitting in their penthouse, sipping overpriced lattes ☕, looking down at the angry shareholders like Drake pointing 🥴 “Don’t care, still stacking stonks!” 📈💵 Meanwhile, Core Scientific’s shareholders are like, “This is fine” while their investment hopes go up in flames! 🔥🔥 LOL, some imaginary Dev dude just yelled, "Bro, I can’t code fast enough to fix this mess!" 🤖💻 Meanwhile, CoreWeave is like, "We’ll take our $9B and go home, thank you!" 🚀 But straight up, is anyone else CRINGE-ing at the thought of these data centers competing in a REAL LIFE version of Overcooked? 🍳💥 Anyway, my hot take? If CoreWeave doesn’t up the ante soon, we could see a shareholder revolt faster than you can say "blockchain"! 🤯🚨 Retweet if you’re here for the chaos, peeps! 🤪 #TechDrama #StonksOrNoStonks