🚨🔥 BREAKING: CoreWeave just did a belly flop into the abyss, down 16% like it lost a game of rock-paper-scissors with Jim Cramer! 💀💔 “Oops, we’ve got delays” said CEO Mike Intrator, while investors were all like 👀🔫 “Why did you say that???” What’s that sound? It’s the stonks tanking! 📉💰 You thought you could just *whisper* about delays and not send shares into a spiral? This ain’t your grandma’s knitting circle! 🤡🧶 People are out here triggering that "this is fine" meme while their portfolios explode in flames! 🔥 Meanwhile, CORZ is joining the party like “Hey, I’ll take a 10% exit too, let’s be friends!” 😂 Talk about a cringe squad. And let’s be real, did anyone *not* see this coming? Just a regular Tuesday in Techlandia where every CEO has a “hold my beer” approach to transparency. 🍺💀 🤖💬 *Leaked quote from a CoreWeave developer*: "Delays? Nah fam, we just wanted to give our coding team extra time to perfect their TikTok dances!" 💃🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, data centers will be powered by bottled sunlight and the only acceptable coding language will be interpretive dance. Get ready or get left behind! 💯💥