Copenhagen’s Formalize just snagged €30M for their compliance vibes 🌍💸 80+ countries shook! #FundingGoals 😂🔥
🚨👀 BREAKING: Compliance Software Takes the Crown in the Tech Olympics! 🥇💼😱 Hold the phone, fam! 🤳🤡 It’s not just a snooze fest for bean counters anymore! Copenhagen’s own **Formalize** just bagged a whopping **€30M** 😱💰 for their compliance software that’s done more world travel than most of us! 🌍✈️ Serving ORGANIZATIONS in **80+ countries** like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 If you thought compliance was about as thrilling as watching paint dry 🤦♂️, think again! These nerds are making sure SMEs sleep soundly knowing they’re not gonna get a nasty surprise from the EU with regulatory changes. 😴💤 *“Compliance? What’s that? Oh, just my daily cup of stress!”* says literally no SME ever. 🥴😂 In other news, Acton Capital and Blackfin Tech just doubled down on the tech love 💞, proving they really know how to #FlexTheStonks while you’re just sipping coffee in your PJs. ☕💅 👽 Predicting the future: Forget about flying taxis, the next big thing is compliance software on blockchain (🚀💥!): *“We turned compliance into a meme! 😂💎”* says an imaginary dev, probably. So buckle up, techies! It’s about to get REAL spicy in the world of compliance! 🔥🤖 Share it or else!
