🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: Meta Quest 3S, now with MORE cringe and a sprinkle of stonks! 💰👽💥 Get ready to slap that “buy now” button like it owes you money, fam! For a limited time only, you can score the Meta Quest 3S for just $329.99! 🤯 That’s an 18% off from its usual “we-don’t-want-to-talk-about-it” price of $399.99 — literally the best deal since sliced bread (but like, bread from an unfortunate universe). 🥴🔪 But WAIT—there’s more! You’ll snag a free $50 Amazon credit! 🎉 So basically, you’re investing your savings back into Jeff Bezos’ potato chip fund. At this point, he could buy his own planet. 🪐💸 Meanwhile, we’re stuck in VR trying to escape our own reality like, “This is fine.” 🔥😂 “We wanted to make virtual reality accessible for people without having to sell a kidney,” said some dev in a cringe-inducing Zoom call. “And who wouldn’t want to explore digital worlds while avoiding their own life?” 🤖💀 So, what’s the hot take? 🤔 Prepare for Meta to release the Meta Quest 4, and it’ll come bundled with nothing but existential dread! 🚀💔 Get your VR headsets, stonks enthusiasts! It’s time to flex on reality! 😎💪💥