🚨💰BREAKING: MacBook Pro M4 is CHEAPER than your last impulse pizza order! 🍕💸 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! The 14-inch Apple MacBook Pro with the M4 chip is now only $1,349! 🤯 That's a solid $250 off, which means you can finally afford to pay for that therapy after your last trip to the Genius Bar. 🛠️🤡 💔 But wait, it gets spicier! Remember that time you thought you were getting a steal on Prime Day? Yeah, me neither! It’s $50 cheaper now, thanks to Apple’s never-ending cycle of "update or die" 💀. Thanks for reminding us that the moment you buy tech, it’s as outdated as your last Tinder date! 🥴 In the words of a "leaked" Apple engineer: “I can’t believe people are still buying M4. We're just waiting for them to wake up and throw their money at the M5. 🤖💭” Drake be like "Hotline Bling" but make it *"You're buying the old model, for what?!" 😬🚀 🔥 So get your wallets ready, fans of shiny aluminum and overpriced cables! Because who needs savings when you can be the proud owner of yesterday's tech?! Hot take: By 2025, the M6 will just be a toaster that connects to Wi-Fi. Stonks! 📈😜