🎉🍪🍪 COOKIE CONSENT APOCALYPSE ALERT! 🍪🛑💥 Listen up, fam! 😱 Are you tired of feeling like a hostage to cookies every time you visit a website? 🤔 Well, gather 'round because the Eurolords in the European Commission are finally giving us some GOOD NEWS! 🚀👀 That dreaded e-Privacy Directive from 2009 might just be taking a permanent vacation! 🥳💃 Say goodbye to the “Consent or Die” pop-ups that make you question your life choices. It's like those cookie notices are saying, “Here’s a treat, but first, your soul.” 💀✨ And get this: A leaked convo with a developer reveals: “Bro, I just wanted to watch cat videos, not sign a legally binding contract with my cookies. 🥴” Meanwhile, users are like Drake pointing at the “Less annoying internet experience” and *drake no* at “Endless cookie prompts.” 🤣 But wait, is this a win for us or just a ploy for BIG COOKIE? 🍪👀 Wanna bet the cookies come back more powerful with a side of tracking?! 🔥💰 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll ALL be required to carry consent badges just to log onto the internet! Get ready for the cookie industrial complex! 🤖👑 Stay woke, share this chaos, and slap those consent pop-ups into oblivion! 💥✨ #CookieConsent #MemeChaos