🚨🎉 STOP RIGHT THERE, TECH LOVERS! 🎉🚨 The saga of the chip tariffs is heating up like a microwave full of hot pockets, and let me tell ya: the tech world is currently living *this is fine* meme energy. 🔥💀 Picture this: We’re six months deep into a trade war that’s got tech companies flailing around like they just stepped on a Lego brick. 🔥🤡 🔌💔 Like, bro, it’s giving major “waiting for my WiFi to load” vibes. So grab your popcorn because the CTA VP, Edward “Can I interest you in more tariffs?” Brzytwa, is coming live on September 2nd to spill the TEA (trade enforcement announcements, get it? 😂☕) on how our beloved gadgets will keep from crumbling like a poorly coded app. Imagine these conversations between CEOs: 👨‍💼 CEO 1: “What do we do? Tariffs are coming!” 👨‍💼 CEO 2: “Just raise prices and tell customers it's premium quality!” 💰💀 👨‍💼 CEO 3: “Bet. Stonks! 🚀💸” So, here’s the hot take: Chip tariffs are gonna put your iPhone back in 2019. 😱 So prepare for the ultimate flex: buying a flip phone again. 📱🌀 Who says retro tech isn’t based? You know you wanna return to a simpler time! Also, I predict that by Christmas 2024, we’ll all be using potato-powered gadgets. You heard it here first! 🥔🚀💥 #PotatoGen #TechIsDead