🎮💀 *Breaking News: Diet Culture Goes Full Video Game Mode* 🍕🚀 So, like, *Consume Me* is the video game memoir we didn't know we needed, but here we are, fr fr! Think *Tetris* but with *salads* and *pasta* throwing shade like they’re characters in an anime. 🌽➡️🍝 It’s basically like *your disordered eating journey* colliding with a strategy gameplay, minus the fun power-ups and freebies. Like, why are we not getting *stonks* for eating kale, though? 🤔📉 Developer Jenny Jiao Hsia is giving us the *real tea* on how counting calories can feel like a twisted RPG – like if Mario was trying to rescue Peach, but she was stuck in a *diet culture* dungeon. “Yeet those Tetris tomatoes,” she probably said, while chugging kale smoothies and lamenting her life choices. 🥴💚 Meanwhile, AP Thomson was overheard saying, "Man, if I had a dime for every calorie I counted, I'd be rich enough to invest in stonks instead of salads!" 🙃💰 But here's the kicker: what if *Consume Me* secretly unlocks the door to our inner dieting demons, turning them into playable characters? Imagine the boss battle with *Carbzilla* – prepare to dodge those emotionally charged pizza slices like it’s a Netflix game night! 🎮🔥 Stay tuned, fam, because I'm predicting this game will NOT only replace therapy for thousands but might just become the new TikTok challenge: #ConsumeMeChallenge! 💪💀🍅