🚨🌎 *BREAKING NEWS* – Forget your boring Netflix drama, THIS is the real plot twist of 2023! The National Academies just dropped a climate report that makes the Avengers look like a bunch of amateurs! 💥🦸‍♂️ 🥴 So, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is all like: "Hey fam, we’re just gonna pretend our 2009 hot-takes on climate change never happened." 🤡💨 They claimed our science got a glow-up. Really, tho? The Earth is literally screaming while we binge-watch reality shows like this is fine 🔥👀. 🧠 Pffft, some *leaked* developer from the EPA was quoted saying, “Honestly, we forgot we had a climate policy. Stonks were high in 2009, and now I can’t even find my own stonks.” 💰💀 *Cringe level: maximum*. Here's the tea: if you’re still out here denying climate change, are you even in the same galaxy, my dude? 🚀 *Drake pointing* to the skeptics like, “No way, fam. Cope harder.” 🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, we might just be buying bottled air at the corner store 🚰😂. But hey, at least we’ll have a killer TikTok dance about it! *Get ready to share this and make climate change a meme!* #ClimateChaos #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain 🥳🌍