🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Confucius Hackers Just Woke Up from Their Nap to Drop WooperStealer & Anondoor Malware on Pakistan 🔥🔥 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for a wild ride, fam. The legendary Confucius gang is back at it again, hitting up Pakistan with some spicy new malware like WooperStealer (nope, not a Pokémon) and Anondoor (sounds like a bad sci-fi movie, right?). 🤖✨ It's like they woke up and said, "Why not target government agencies and military? Seems chill." 🙃 Here's the scoop: 💻💥 This crew has been throwing digital punches for a decade now, using some next-level spear-phishing moves — “Throw the fish, go home with the government secrets.” 🎣💰 LOL, IMAGINE telling your boss you got phished because they sent a “You Won!” email. But this ain't no game, we talking big stonks and defending the castle. 🏰💪 💬 "Yo, I just dropped Anondoor at a government agency like a college dropout drops out after one semester,” said a fictional dev, probably while chillin' in their mom's basement. 😂🦸‍♂️ Hot take: In 2024, Confucius will evolve and drop a viral TikTok dance to promote *WooperStealer*! 🤡💃 Watch out for those phishers busting rhymes and stealing your data! Full send or rage quit, fam? 🚀🔥 #ThisIsFine #MemeTheHackers