🔥💅 YO, fam! Collagen is out here serving real life #FountainOfYouth vibes and it’s time we talk about why you gotta add it to your diet like it’s the missing piece in a Pixar plot! 🍿✨ 👵👶 You want anti-aging? Collagen is basically the invisibility cloak for your wrinkles, fam. Like, who needs Botox when you can just down some collagen like it’s a trendy green juice? 💚🤤 No cap, your skin gonna be more plump than that Thanksgiving turkey! 💀 "Collagen boosts your hair and bones too," said one unbothered scientist who totally eats boneless chicken for dinner (I mean, that’s basically *the* collagen diet). 🥴🤖 We’re talking about turning back time, fam. You could be looking like a snack in your 50s while your friends are crying in their glasses of Merlot! 🍷😂 Drake be like 👀🔄 “Collagen? I’m all about those stonks.” Meanwhile, your skin is turning into the Mona Lisa while the rest of the world is looking like a meme from r/wholesomememes. 🚀🔥 So, since *This Is Fine* and you wanna thrive, get that collagen rolling! I predict in 2030 we’ll all be PRANKING our wrinkles with collagen-infused sparkling water and calling it “youth juice.” 🌊💕 The ultimate glow-up or just an ultra-cringe TikTok trend? You decide. 🧐💥 #Collagen Chronicles!