🚨💰🔥BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: Cohere just hit a MAJESTIC $7 BILLION valuation one month after slapping a fresh $100 million on their already fat stack! That's the corporate equivalent of winning the lottery after stuffing your pockets with pennies! 🤡💸 And guess what? They’ve teamed up with AMD! You know, that company that's both your tech-loving cousin’s dream and the source of all your gaming PC's existential crises. 😂🔧 But wait, is this partnership them chasing stonks or just another "this is fine" meme? 🤔💀 *“We just threw darts at a board of tech companies and hit AMD. What’s next? A collab with IKEA?!”* - A totally real, not made-up Cohere developer. Look, I don’t wanna say they’re reaching, but at this point, I'm expecting a Coachella performance with VR avatars making cringe TikToks. 🤖🎤 Fun fact: 💡 Cohere’s valuation is now higher than your self-esteem on a Monday morning. 🥴🚀 And the hot take of the day? By 2030, they’ll probably be launching a line of AI-driven cozy socks because… why not? You heard it here first, folks. FOMO ALERT! 📈🔥 #SockThatTech PASS IT ON!