🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Cognition AI just pulled a *massive* $400 million glow-up 🔥💰, and they’re strutting around with a $10.2 BILLION valuation. Like, excuse me, are we talking about Cognition AI or the next season of "Richest Dudes on the Block"? 🤡💸 In a daring move that screams “I’m not scared of turbulence!" ✈️🤖, they got Peter Thiel's Founders Fund to lead this cash tsunami. *Cue the stonks meme* 📈💀 Existing investors must be like, "Y'all thought we were done? Nah fam, let’s keep the cash flow rolling!" (Fact-check: they probably said something like, “Let’s diversify our meme portfolios!” 😂) *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just hope we don't end up like Blockbuster while Netflix is shaking hands with AI. 🤦‍♂️ Like, can we NOT?!” Meanwhile, Joe Lonsdale's 8VC and the rest of the crew are tossing in extra cash like they're betting on a crypto moonshot. This is fine, right? 🌈🔥 📣 Hot Take: In one year, Cognition AI is either gonna be the next big thing or we’ll see them trying to fix printers at Office Depot. No cap! 🤣🚀 Share this chaos, because investment trends are about to go *full galaxy brain* on us! 🌌✨