💀 *Breaking News*: Clop Hackers finally found out that stealing executive data is like ordering extra guac on your Chipotle – it’s an expensive habit, but someone’s getting rich! 💰🍔 So, Oracle just patched another one of those “whoopsie-daisy” zero-day bugs 🤦‍♂️ - like they left the door unlocked while giving a tour to the neighborhood squirrels. Meanwhile, Clop hackers were sneaking in like raccoons at a dumpster party, snatching sensitive info faster than your buddy swiping right on ugly Tinder profiles. 🤖💔 📈 *Stonks* or 😱 *This is fine*? You decide! As execs are seeing their private lives exposed, Clop is out here saying, "Don’t mind us. Just upgrading our life insurance policies with your data!" 🕵️‍♂️💼 🌐 "I can't be bothered to keep my code secure, bro. Too busy counting my crypto gains!" - *a totally real Oracle developer probably* 💀🚀 But for real, it’s 2023! How are we still dealing with this clownery? 🤡 Tech's just like that one friend who insists, "I swear I can fix it!" as they promptly break your PC. **Hot take**: If you’re still trusting big companies with your data in 2023, you deserve to be wiped like a TikTok dance trend! 🤷‍♂️🔥 #ClopWasRight #HackerLife #OracleOops