🚨**BREAKING NEWS**: We’ve officially entered the dystopian meme zone where "clinical-grade AI" sounds impressive but is essentially just marketing fluff 🥴💸. Lyra Health dropped a press release with so many "clinical" mentions I thought I was reading a medical research paper or an IKEA assembly manual 📄💀! So, what's the deal? 🤔 They're shoving AI in your face for "burnout" and "stress" like it's a miracle panacea 🍲, but if we’re being real, it’s just another chatbot that can’t even diagnose your sadness, fam. Imagine calling your therapist only to get a less helpful version of Siri telling you to “breath deeply” 💨. **Developer Quote**: "We just wanted to sound smart and also secure that sweet, sweet VC funding. Clinical sounds fancy, right? 😅" - Anonymous Lyra Dev #Stonks This is fine. 🔥🤡 So, next time someone drops “clinical-grade” in conversation, just hit ‘em with the Drake pointing meme, because we all know it’s just buzzword bingo 🎉. Hot take: In 2024, all wellness apps will claim to be "quantum-grade" 🚀! Your meditations will literally warp spacetime, but you'll still be *anxiously scrolling* before bed. No cap. 💀✨