🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH NERDS! 🚨 Guess what? Claude has a new toy – and we’re NOT talking about that sad rubber chicken you call a stress reliever. 😵‍💫💪 🚀💰 Introducing "Skills for Claude"! No cap, it’s like giving your AI buddy a set of cheat codes for life! 🎮💥 Now, all you Pro, Max, Team, and Enterprise users (basically the corporate Avengers 🦸‍♂️💼) can slap on pre-set instructions like they’re greasy toppings on a pizza 🍕. But wait, there’s more! Imagine Claude is like a barista who won't stop asking you questions: "Do you want that with a splash of productivity, or are you vibing with chaos today?" 🙃☕️ Some leaked quote from an imaginary dev: "Honestly, we just copied Alexa and put a bow on it." 💀🤣 If you thought your life was organized, think again! This is the tech equivalent of putting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. 🖼️😂 Hot take? 🤯 Claude will start applying for jobs soon and we’re all going to end up being his interns! #Stonks 🍌💥 Share with your squad or risk Claude taking over your job!