🚀💰 *Quantum Software Startup Shocks Universe with Stonks-Level Funding* 💰🚀 So hold on to your quantum entangled particles, fam! 🤡 Classiq Technologies just pocketed “tens of millions” from AMD and Qualcomm like they’re just picking up lunch money from a kid on the playground. That’s right! We’re talking about a *new extension* to their Series C round — what even is that? Series C? Sounds like the sequel to a bad movie franchise. 🎬💀 But look, these quantum bros raised $110 million in May, making it the biggest bag ever for quantum tech!💸 SMH, I can already see the memes: “This is fine.” 🔥 Imaginary developer quote from behind the scenes: 👨‍💻 “We coded so hard, my brain's in another dimension! Help!” 🤯 Drake's pointing meme because AMD and Qualcomm are dropping cash like it's hot. 💵🔥 Meanwhile, Classiq is about to make quantum computing mainstream, just like TikTok made avocado toast a thing. 🥑🚀 Hot take: In 3 years, your toaster will be an AI quantum overlord, debating whether to burn your toast or not. Yeah, I said it. No cap! 🤖🔥 #BreadMeetsQuantum