🚨🔍 BREAKING: CISOs Are Struggling with the Ultimate Puzzle: Speaking Human! 🤖💬 So listen up, fam. Our brave Cybersecurity Warriors 🤺🛡️ in their shining armor (aka CISOs) can deflect hackers like a pro but can’t seem to make a *peep* in the boardroom. 💔🤡 It's like watching a cat trying to meow in a dog convention. 🐾🤦‍♂️ Leaked CISO Memo: “I can fend off a zero-day exploit, but I literally choke on a PowerPoint!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the boardroom is like 👉 **Drake pointing** to profits while the CISOs be like “This is fine” 🥴🔥 as they try to explain risk management as if it’s something cooler than a TikTok dance. 📉💃 It’s no cap, we’ve got a whole universe of tech talk 🚀👽 colliding with the *very* real-world business vibes 🌎💰 . CISOs need to channel their inner Galileo, but instead, they're just hitting us with "um, the firewalls are fine...." 🔥🧱 So, let’s turn that cringe flub into *based* success! 🤩🌟 If these security superheroes 🔒 don’t learn to speak “boardroom,” we might have a new league of spreadsheet-obsessed meme lords! 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, every CISO will have a TikTok explaining the intricacies of compliance with a catchy beat. Otherwise, they’ll be replaced by AI — and we know how that goes. 🤖🪙🚀✨ #TechTokTakeover