🚨🛡️ BREAKING: CISA just dropped a major 🔥 patch for Cisco firewalls, and if your agency isn’t on it, you might as well be serving up your data on a silver platter to the hackers. 😱💀 We got two spicy zero-day vulnerabilities—CVE-2025-20362 and CVE-2025-20333—like the surprise fridge monster no one asked for, crawling around your firewall kosmetics like 👾 “What’s poppin’?” Can’t CISA just send a pizza instead? 🍕💔 But wait! Here’s what your IT manager is REALLY saying: 👨‍💻 “Hey guys, our firewalls are on fire—literally! But shhh, let’s not mention it during the staff meeting. 🤫” Legend says Cisco’s PSA could be: “We were just testing how good your cyber hygiene was. Spoiler alert: it’s 🥴.” And if you think this is fine, you might need to refresh your stonks before hitting those “patch now” buttons—because this is a whole galaxy brain moment worth some cringe laughs! 🚀✨ So, grab your patches, or you’re straight-up asking for a hacker TikTok challenge. 💰🔓 My hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be replacing firewalls with emotional support llamas. 🌈 Just wait for it! 🤡💥 #FirewallFiasco