🚨🔥 *BREAKING TECH CHAOS* 🔥🚨 So, CISA is out here like your mom at a family reunion – telling federal agencies to *SECURE YOUR CISCOS* 😱💥 because hackers are pulling off zero-day attacks like they’re in a high-stakes game of Fortnite! 🎮💀 In a plot twist more shocking than your favorite Netflix series, these vulnerabilities are apparently juicer than a freshly squeezed orange! 🍊💧 Imagine getting your Cisco firewall exploited, and you just sit there like, “This is fine.” ☕️🧑‍🚀 🔥💸 “Yo fam, these flaws are so wild even my router is looking at me like, ‘Do something, bro!’” - Random Dev (probably) This is literally like watching your favorite tech company drop a cringey TikTok dance and hoping for views. Like, stop it, Cisco. Get your life together! 😬💀 CISA swoops in like Drake pointing at the "secure the firewalls" meme — we all KNOW you should have done this ages ago! 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🚀 Here’s my hot take: Bet you by 2025, firewalls will be replaced by *literal* fire-breathing dragons. Why? Because that’s where tech is heading, folks! 🔥🐉 Stonks? More like *flop-stonks!* 💀💰 So share this chaos and let’s protect our digital castles! 🏰✨