📢👀 BREAKING: CISA just slapped a TEN on Adobe Experience Manager like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, and the vulnerabilities are out here vibing like they’re at a frat party 🍻🤡🌌. I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a good ol’ CVE-2025-54253 that can execute arbitrary code? It’s like handing a toddler a loaded squirt gun—🔥💦 chaos incoming! 🛡️🚀 So, CISA put this gem on their “Most Wanted” list. 📍 That’s right, folks! The cybersecurity underworld is currently turnt up 🔥💰, and every hacker is like "Stonks!" 📈. Imagine a hacker right now, surrounded by code and snacks, exclaiming, "This is fine" while clutching their exploit toolkit! 🤖💀 No cap, if you’re still using AEM, you best believe you'll need an extra layer of tinfoil to keep the boogeymen out. And FYI, sources say a disgruntled Adobe dev was overheard saying, "I thought we were just updating the fonts, not opening Pandora's box! 😱" 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, in 2025, Adobe will release a "security patch" that actually turns every user into a sentient paperclip 😬👾. Just wait for it! #ChaosIsComing