🚨🚨 ATTENTION ALL TECH WARRIORS 🚨🚨 So, like, CISA 2015 just went *POOF* like the last slice of pizza at a programmer's brunch. 🍕💔 Yup, that’s right fam, our beloved law to protect the U.S. from cyber gremlins is as expired as your gym membership 🙃💀. I mean, what did we expect? The government shut down on October 1, and it's not just the shelves that are empty, but our *cybersecurity armor* too! 🚀 Sen. Gary Peters (D-Mich.) dropped a banger of a quote: "We are without this critical line of defense." I’d laugh, but it’s honestly giving *this is fine* vibes while the wolves are literally at the door. 🔥🐺 My conspiracy brain thinks some tech bro (let's call him Chad) is sipping a latte somewhere saying, "We don’t need CISA! Just install some antivirus and call it a day!" Broooo, that's like using a Band-Aid on a chainsaw injury—cringe, big cringe. 🤡💔 What’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for preventing cyber attacks? NO CAP, it's about to get wild. But seriously, keep your passwords strong or the hackers will be coming in hot like they’re ready for a raid at Area 51. 🤖💰 **Hot take alert**: The expiration of CISA is gonna trigger a wave of cyber chaos that makes the boomers question their entire online existence. Hold on to your keyboards, it's gonna get LOCO! 🌀💥🌀