🚨🌪️ Circle just dropped their Q3 report like it’s **hot**—and it’s spicier than your ex’s DMs! 🔥💰 So, get this: they raked in a whopping **$739.8 MILLION** – up 66% YOY. If revenue were a video game character, Circle is freaking *maxing out their levels!!!* 🚀💸 Meanwhile, USDC is circling the globe like a boomerang of *stonks*—up **108%* to $73.7 BILLION! 💵💵💵 But here’s the kicker! 🤡🤦‍♂️ CRCL (their crypto-ticker) decided to take a nosedive, dropping **5%+** like it just got hit with a dodgeball in a gym class. **WHY?!** 🤷‍♂️ Maybe the investors had the same reaction as Drake pointing at good *USDC* news but cringing at the CRCL flop? 😬👀 “As my coffee machine crashes again,” says an imaginary developer, “I just don’t understand how we can save the world and still lose in the game of crypto!” 💀🧑‍💻 🔮 Prediction alert: In 2024, Circle will partner with a reality show called "Crypto Island" where investors compete for USDC by navigating the meme-filled waters of blockchain. First one to 1 billion USDC wins 💪🏝️💰! Seething? Coping? It’s about to get chaotic! 💥💥 #CircleOfLife #MemeTokenMadness #ThisIsFine