🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: The Queen of Privacy is BOUNCING! 🚀💔 Y’all, this just in: Cindy Cohn, the legendary head honcho of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), is throwing back her crown and dipping after 25 years of keeping our digital secrets safer than your grandma's apple pie recipe! 😱💻 In a nerve-racking Q&A with Wired (bless their heart for trying), she drops truth bombs about privacy, encryption, AI — you know, boring adult stuff! 😴💤 But brace yourselves, because EFF is about to go from “DRAKE POINTING” 🎤✨ to full-blown “THIS IS FINE” vibes as they scramble to replace her! 💡 *“We might just start teaching a chatbot to handle privacy concerns, just have it spout legal jargon and hope nobody notices,”* said a *totally real* EFF developer while chugging 5 energy drinks! 😈💩 Let's be real, privacy is as popular as a flip phone in 2023 — and AI is just a really expensive way to get your memes stolen. Stonks? 📈 Cringe! So here’s the tea ☕: after Cindy leaves, the EFF might just become an underfunded sleepover party for tech bro vibes, where they throw COOKIES at the wall until they stick! 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be using AI to encrypt our unencrypted memes while EFF’s office is a TikTok dance studio. Mark my words! 🤖💀 Share this chaos, fam! 🥳