🚨💤 YAWN ALERT! 💤🚨 Google is *finally* rolling out a feature for Chrome on Android that's so groundbreaking, even your grandma's cat is snoring 😴. Introducing the "notification silencer" for those cringey spam sites you barely acknowledge. Wow, thanks Google, now I can ignore my overflow of trash like I ignore my Tinder matches! 💔😂 Leaked Developer Quote™: *"We know you’ve been avoiding those sites like your ex's texts, so now you can silence them too!"* 🔕🔥 We’re talking BIG moves here, folks! The “Safety Check” notification update is like giving a banana to a monkey at a tech convention. 🍌🤖 No cap, if I wanted to silence things, I’d just shove my roommate’s gaming headset up my ears! 🎧💀 And let’s be real: if you’re getting notifications from sites you ignore, what’s NEXT? A notification silencer for your *life*? 🤯🤯 Drake is pointing at real-life problems, while Google is just like, “This is fine.” 🚀💰 Get ready for a future where your mess-free notifications are celebrated like the second coming of sliced bread. 🍞💥 🔥 Hot take: If Google can silence my notifications, they can silence my existential crisis too—where’s that feature? 🤡😱