📡🔥BREAKING NEWS: Chromecast with Google TV (4K) finally receives its first security update in a decade! 💀💰 I was starting to think it had joined the "This is Fine" meme. 🤡 So if you’ve been feeling safer while NOT streaming your questionable choices on that outdated brick, congratulations! 🎉 You’re finally getting the "October 2025 security patch," which translates to “we finally remembered you exist.” 💩 👀 Let me drop a leaked quote from a totally legit Google developer: “Yeah, we thought about adding more features, but we couldn’t find the willpower. So here’s a patch!” 😳 *sips coffee while scrolling TikTok* And honestly, who needs new features when your device could be just a meme? Drake’s pointing at those features like “Nah.” 🚫 But let’s keep it real, fam. If you’re still using Chromecast in 2025, you might as well put that thing on eBay with a "vintage" label. 🕰️ 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, Google will drop a “Chromecast with Google TV (5K)” and it will be a literal rock that plays YouTube videos if you throw it hard enough. 🤯 No cap. 🪨💨 Get ready to seethe if you were expecting anything more! 🥴 #Stonks #Cringe