🦖💥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Chrome just dropped a wild update that'll have you questioning your entire existence 💀🚫! You know how every site you visit thinks it's your BFF and bombards you with notifications like they're collecting your social security number? Well, *SIP IT, PEASANTS!* 🤡🖥️ In a daring act of mercy, *Google* is rolling out a new feature that will straight-up snatch those permission slips back like a toddler at snack time 🍭! No more endless beeping from websites you've ghosted! 🤔💔 But wait, there’s a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud—*Chrome* will STILL notify you when it’s PERMANENTLY revoking a site’s notification rights! "And for my next trick, I will make your notifications disappear!" 🎩✨ Developer Quote Alert: "Honestly, we just wanted to see who would freak out when they got ghosted by a browser. Spoiler: it was everyone." 🤖💬 Word on the street is less than 1% of notifications ACTUALLY get tapped. Like, fr fr, do we even *need* these? 🤨📉 Chrome's basically giving the *notification* industry the "Drake Pointing" treatment: "You’re cute, but I’m going with *none* of your spam!" 🚀🔥 🔮 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* In 2025, Chrome will be so efficient at managing your notifications that it'll start reading your mind, and we’ll all be forced to communicate telepathically. *Cope with that, Zoom! 🙃*