🚨💣BREAKING NEWS💣🚨: The Chinese startup Noetix Robotics just dropped the most *fire* 3-foot-tall dancing humanoid robot 🔥, and guess what? He’s only $1,400! 💰 That’s right, you can now own a robot that’s less useful than your cousin on Thanksgiving! 🙃 But this isn’t your grandma’s vacuum cleaner, folks ✨. Meet Bumi! This little guy can strut his stuff, and we all know how important it is to have a dance battle *before* the apocalypse hits! 💃💀 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: “We designed Bumi for educational purposes...like teaching kids why their TikTok dances aren't hitting.” 😂 But wait, there’s more! You won’t find ol’ Bumi crunching numbers on Wall Street—he’s strictly for the catwalk, *you feel me?* 🐱🚀 And just like your last relationship, Bumi comes at a price that’ll make you question your life choices 🥲. Sure, you could buy a flagship phone or THIS little dancing machine that might not help you out in a crisis. This *is fine* meme just got a new avatar! 🤡 🧠 Hot take: By 2025, Bumi will be running for President, and trust me, he'd be a better option than half the candidates out there. *Stonks!* 📈💥