🚨🤖 BREAKING: Chinese Hackers Just Turned ArcGIS Into Their Digital Playground! 🚨💀 Yo fam, did you hear? Chinese famboozlers, known as the *Flax Typhoon* (sounds like an anime villain, fr fr) have been chillin’ in ArcGIS servers for like a whole year! 🌪️💻 Like, why pay for a VPN when you can just crash on the homies' servers like, "This is fine"? 🔥 You know it’s bad when “government officials” start spilling tea about how these hackers are basically the freeloaders of the cyber world, diving through vulnerabilities like kids in a ball pit. And it's publicly-traded? What’s next, a stonks meme for hacking? 💰📈 ”Invest in hacking,” said no one ever. 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “When we heard Flax Typhoon was backdooring our ArcGIS, we were like, ‘Bro, that’s not how backdoor parties work!’” 😂 But honestly, calling it a “novel campaign”? Bruh, it’s more like a long-running sitcom at this point. You bet your grandma’s Wi-Fi these hackers are sharing popcorn while they laugh at our panic! 🤡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Expect Flax Typhoon to open their own hacking school next year - “Learn to exploit like a pro, no cap!” 🚀💯 #HackersGonnaHack