🎉💥 BREAKING: The Great Rare Earth Shenanigans! 💥🎉 So, like, gather 'round, fam! China just decided to be less salty about rare earth elements than my ex after I ghosted them! 😤💔 In a wild summit between Trump 🤡 and Xi, who totally didn’t just trade snacks in a South Korean karaoke bar, they agreed to ease export restrictions on these precious elements. What are they used for? Oh, just the little things like your phone, electric cars, and probably that new tech that promises to turn your cat into a singing TikTok star! 🤖🐱🎤 And wait for it... they’re also about to greenlight TikTok's deal! 📈💰 You heard it here first: TikTok is upgrading from cringe to absolute front-page news! Just imagine a TikTok featuring Trump dancing with Xi while some rare earth elements do the Dougie in the background. STONKS would skyrocket! 📈🔥 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🔥 *"Yeah, we just told China we need those elements to crank out some new TikTok filters. No cap, the world's about to go full memelord!"* In conclusion: This is fine. Everything’s fine. But in a twist so chaotic it belongs in a meme, WHAT IF Trump and Xi start their own social media platform? 'TikTokTok?' Shooketh! Strap in, folks. 🚀💀 #RareEarthStonks #ChaosSoon #DeleteFacebook