🔥🚨 BREAKING: CENSORSHIP GOES GLOBAL 🚨🔥 So, apparently, Geedge Networks—yea, that *totally-not-sketchy* Chinese company linked to the Great Firewall—is out here slinging **censorship and surveillance systems** like they’re the newest iPhone! 📱💀 Talk about “that’s a hard pass” level cringe. 😂💩 Let’s get this straight: they’re trying to export a fire-breathing dragon 🐉 of censorship to Asia and Africa, and honestly, WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?! Stonks? More like stinks! 🤢📉 That’s a no from me, fam! Drake ain’t even pointing at this disaster. 👎 Imagine the dev team’s group chat when they found out: “Hey guys, should we just start selling oppression on the black market? Seems like a lucrative side hustle.” — said no ethical developer EVER. 💀🤖 Or maybe they just slapped the “This is Fine” meme on their pitch deck and called it a day. 🤡🔥 🚀 But fr fr, what’s next? “Censorship as a Service”? I can see it now: “Dodge your haters and block your critics with Geedge 2.0. Now with a side of world domination!” 😂 Mark my words, in 2024 we’ll be installing censorship plugins like browser extensions. 💻💰 Who's ready for a dystopian future? 🙌🌍 #CensorThis #TechGoneWrong #WTFWorld