🚨🔴 BREAKING: China’s APT41 Hackers Been GANKING U.S. Trade Officials Like It’s Fortnite!!! 🕹️💀🔥 Listen up, fam! 👀 So our boys in the House Select Committee (you know, the ones who look like they play chess while the rest of us play Call of Duty ⚔️) just dropped a spicy warning about some *mad* cyber espionage! 🤖✨ Apparently, China's APT41 hackers are modding their way into U.S. trade discussions like they’re trying to complete a legendary heist mission in GTA! 💰🚗💨 “Bruh, why can't they just stick to TikTok dances and leave us alone?” a *totally* official and definitely real developer was overheard saying while sipping on overpriced coffee. ☕😏 These digital ninjas are sliding into the inboxes of trade officials, trying to steal secrets like it's Black Friday at Best Buy. 🔍💻 It’s like they saw Drake pointing at the “Cringe” memes and said, “Challenge Accepted!” 😂💔 What’s next? U.S. trade officials sending encrypted messages via carrier pigeon? 🕊️💌 No cap, I'm calling it: 2025 is gonna feel like the plot twist of a bad Netflix original, where we all just end up trading memes instead of goods! 💀🚀 Stay tuned for the next episode of “This is Fine,” where the U.S. will probably just start blaming Google. 🥴🤡 #Stonks #TradeWars