🚨🎉😱 Buckle up, tech fam! Chris Britt, the CEO of Chime (the finance app that loves your wallet more than your ex ever did), is BACK at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 🎤💰 Get ready for a masterclass in “How to Make Money in Fintech While Avoiding Regulation Like It's a Bad Ex”! 😂 👉 This dude's dropping gems on scaling, resilience, and all that buzzword-y stuff we pretend to understand! No cap, he’s basically the Yoda of digital banking. “Use the playbook, you must!” 💫🚀 💥 But hold up! You better register before Regular Bird rates go up, 'cause the only thing worse than financial stress is *paying top dollar* for a ticket like it’s 2015! #Stonks 📈💩 Some developer in the back is like: “Chris, can you share your secrets?” and Chris is just like: “Bro, stop coding in your basement and start coding your own empire!” 🧙‍♂️💪 🔥🔥 Here’s the HAWT TAKE: if you think Chime won’t run for the NEXT STAR WARS trilogy with their IPO plans, you’re living in a galaxy far, far away! 🤖🌌 Meme this moment and share it like your last ounce of sanity! 💀💣 #TechCrunchDisrupt 🔥💸🤑