🚨🛑 HOLD UP! Chevy just dropped the **BOLT** of the century and fr fr, it's WAY cheaper than your overpriced avocado toast! 🍞🥑💸 For a cool **$28,995**, this bad boy screams “I’m environmentally friendly” while still telling the neighbors to “SEETHE!” 🤡💀 It's the first electric car that doesn't cost as much as your college tuition — or your student loans 💰📚. And listen, it’s *cough* *cough* not just about that sweet sticker price. Chevy says it's fixed the glitches that made the last Bolt feel like a toaster on wheels. 💥🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We basically took the old Bolt and hit it with a ‘Glow Up’ filter. 😅✨” Y’all remember when EVs were only for those rich tech bros in Teslas? Now you can flex your eco-credentials without selling your kidneys! Drake's pointing at this new Bolt like, “Yeah, that’s it.” 👏👽 And here's the kicker: *PREDICTION TIME!* 🚀💫 In the next five years, Chevy's gonna be the ultimate meme car. 🤖 Just wait; it’s gonna be the peak of budget living while Elon seethes in a Tesla corner. #Stonks 💥🔥 Share this if you're ready for the EV revolution! 🤙💀