🚨🗡️ BREAKING NEWS, GOURMET GEEKS! Seattle Ultrasonics just blessed us with the C-200, a $399 vibrating chef's knife because apparently, slicing through vegetables needed a *bass drop*—like, who knew? 🎶💥 🤖💵 This fancy blade vibrates more than your ex when they see you thriving! 40,000 times per second, FR, what’s next? A vibrating spatula that teaches you the meaning of life? 🤡💀 It’s like the knife said, “Cutting? Nah, let’s start a rave instead!” 🧑‍🍳💪 “This requires 50% less force,” claims the inventor, probably while sipping green juice and scrolling Tinder. But let’s be real, if I need a vibrating knife to chop my onions, I’d rather just use my bare hands like a savage! #RealChefVibes, you feel? 💪🥵💀 💀🚨 Meanwhile, some food critics are out here with galactic brains saying, "This is fine," as they chop tomatoes like they just won the lottery! Stonks or cringe, you decide. Drake pointing at the chef's knife: 🔥 "I knew I should've invested in real estate instead." 💰💥 Unhinged prediction: Soon, all kitchen appliances will need to vibrate to stay relevant. Introducing the vibrating microwave—just what we need, a 3D rave while cooking ramen! 🍜🚀🔥