🧑‍🍳🔥 Alright fam, gather 'round! Your kitchen is a DETRIMENTAL graveyard of useless gadgets! 🔪💀 I mean seriously, who needs 37 different avocado slicers when you could just use a freakin’ knife?! 🤡🥑 Chef Gordon Ramsay probably just fueled up the rage machine IRL seeing your draw full of “life-changing” trash. 🎤💥 I can hear him now: “GET RID OF THAT GADGET, YOU DONKEY!” 😂🐴💣 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, after I bought a spiraler, I felt like I was spiraling into debt. Just keep a solid knife, man. Like, is that too much to ask?!” - Anonymous Chef 🤖💸 Let’s break it down: the ONLY things you need are: 1. A killer knife (no cap) 🗡️ 2. A sturdy cutting board (this is fine) 🍞 3. One reliable peeler—not 12! (Drake pointing) 👈 Here’s your meme take away: Your kitchen gadgets are like your ex—fun at first, but now just taking up space and collecting dust! 😂 👀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your kitchen will be filled with holographic gadgets that are just as useless, but they’ll be $999 because “future tech.” 🚀👾 You’ll be "cutting" with fancy pixels while I’m over here like *chef’s kiss* with my trusty knife. 😂💰 Share this before your avocado slicer ghosts you! 👻✌️