🚨💥BREAKING TECH NEWS💥🚨: ChatGPT's Codex just went from "eh" to "YASS QUEEN!" 👑🔥 That's right, fam! OpenAI is out here giving Codex a glow-up that’s hotter than your crush’s DMs after they ghosted you for a month! We're talkin' full-on *purr mode* with all these new tools! 🎉🤖💻 Now with Slack integration? ⚡️💬 How many meetings do we have to endure before we realize this is just a fancy way to say "we still don’t wanna talk to you"? 🤡🙄 Codex is basically that friend that tells you how to fix your code but won’t stop texting you memes after midnight. You know, the "hey check this out, it's *epic*" type! 🧠💡Developer quote: "I asked Codex to help with my project, and it just sent me a meme of a cat in a spacesuit instead. I'm now convinced it’s trolling me." – Anonymous Dev 🚀💀 Meanwhile, big tech is sweating bullets because Codex is turning “just okay” code into STONKS 💰📈 faster than your mom stops paying for your subscriptions. This is fine... NOT! 🌈🔥 🔥Hot take: In 2025, Codex will take over the world, and we’ll all be coding from the Metaverse while drinking virtual lattes. Mark my fruity words! 🍹🤖💣 Share this chaos and let's watch the world burn with the power of AI! ✨💥💀