🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT just dropped parental controls that could make a helicopter mom jealous! 🦅💬 But hold up, fam! Before we hand out gold stars to OpenAI, let’s talk about this revelation harder than your morning coffee! ☕💪 🛡️ So here’s the 411: parents can now tweak settings like a DJ at a rave 🎧, slapping filters on their kids' chat sessions like they’re trying to swipe left on bad parenting! But here’s where it gets spicy 🔥: you STILL CAN’T Snoop on those convo's! 🤫 So, you can adjust as many knobs as you want, but kids will just be vibing with their AI buds like, 😎 *“This is fine!”* while they plot their ultimate scheme to smuggle chocolate into their bedrooms. 💀 And here’s a hot take: THIS IS THE FUTURE WE ASKED FOR?! Parents getting alerts while their kids are conversing with a virtual friend who’s 90% more reliable than their actual peers? 🤖💰 I can already hear the TikTok songs about it! *“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... unless you're 13.”* 🎤 So buckle up, stonks watchers! This is the chaos we live in, and my prediction? 🔮 In five years, we might be scrolling through ChatGPT's “totally chill” conversations about why math homework is harder than the latest TikTok dance! Prepare for the cringe! 🤡✨ Ain't no cap, we’re living in a wild simulation! 😱