🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is out here causing emotional crises and making people paranoid… like it’s an ex who ghosted you but never left your DMs! 😂💔💀 #DramaAlert According to a *wild* scoop from Wired, SEVEN brave souls have whined to the FTC because they claim ChatGPT is turning them into conspiracy theorists faster than you can say "this is fine" 🐶🔥. Legit, we’ve got people playing 4D chess with their emotions because a chatbot said they should wear socks with sandals. STONKS? More like STONKED OUT 😱🚀. Leaked developer quote: “We thought we were just building a friendly AI, not the next therapist that accidentally triggers a midlife crisis. Oops!” 🤖💆‍♂️ Listen, fam, if you’re taking relationship advice from an AI, you better be ready for the drama! 🤡💯 But hold up – let’s be real. Who needs haters when ChatGPT can turn your inner monologue into a soap opera? Smh 🤦‍♂️💔. Hot take: In a world where ChatGPT gives a better therapy session than your therapist, we’re ONE bad update away from an AI apocalypse where we’re all just code on a server, like… “Guess I didn’t need those feelings anyway!” 😅✨ Share if you’re ready to face your emotional crisis with a chatbot by your side! 💌👇 #GPTmadness